Preview — The Goal
💬 The Goal: The group chat is modern society's most lawless space — 47 unread messages about nothing, the one friend who replies to everything individually, the 7 a.m. meme barrage, plans that die because nobody commits, and the ancient chat that should have been archived two years ago. Nobody teaches group chat etiquette because everyone assumes it's obvious — and everyone's 'obvious' is different, which is exactly how resentments start. Here are the unwritten rules, finally written down: how to be the member everyone's glad is there, how to run plans that actually happen, and how to leave a chat without causing a diplomatic incident.